My life isn’t perfect but I’m thankful for everything I have.
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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.
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When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
-baket kaya?
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Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
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Dear brain, will you stop thinking so much and let me sleep?
-every night.
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